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    • Mr Magic

  • Mr Magic: "Good morning, my name is Magic".
  • The bank manager: "How can I help you?".
    • Mr M: "I'm already helped by someone who is in a better position than you.
  • I don't really need your help".
  • The b m: "Pardon?
  • Why are you here, then?".
    • Mr M: "Listen to me carefully, because I'm going to talk to you frankly just once: I want all the money of your bank".
  • The bank manager turned pale and Mr Magic smiled genuinely.
  • Mr M: "I'm joking.
    • I'd never take some money from this bank without your approval.
    • Let's talking seriously, what I really want is a huge amount of money to support a certain kind of business, that I can pledge, it is extremely profitable".
  • The b m: "This is a bank, Mr Magic, basically our job consists in helping people like you.
  • Let me know what kind of business you are talking about".
    • Mr M: "A business which could double a sum of money, but I can't giving you more details here.
    • I know you need to know what it is about, but it's better if you come to visit me if you want to understand better".
  • Some days later the bank manger went to Mr Magic's house, moved by curiosity.
  • He lived in a isolated two-story house.
    • Upstairs there was a big room, a round table and long curtains on the windows.
    • Mr M: "This is the place where I work".
  • The bank manager couldn't see any tracks of any job.
  • The b m: "What's your job?".
  • Mr M: "Do you have some money with you?
  • Give me all the money you have and you won't be disappointed".
    • Mr Magic put all the cash he received on the table and said gibberish.
  • What happened next was a little bit confused.
    • The bank manager could only see lights and smoke, and also heard voices of a spirit.
  • At the end the money had indeed doubled.
  • The b m: "What happened?".
  • Mr Magic: "You're lucky.
  • The spirit likes you and doubled all your money. Take it. It's yours".
  • The bank manager couldn't believe it.
  • It wasn't counterfeit money.
  • He took all the money and left.
    • He thought: "Mr Magic is a real interested person".
    • Three years later a newspaper reported that bank was having cash flow problems.
  • Crowed of people gathered outside, waiting to withdraw their own money.

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