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- My first cat Lapsik was very small when he came to my house.
- He didn’t remember his mother.
- We didn’t let him go outside.
- We live on the 8th floor so there is nothing to see.
- Perhaps this is why he decided that he is a human.
- Neither cat nor kitten, but a real human.
- However, it is obviously, because he was only surrounded by humans, by me, my wife and children.
- He sat at the table with everybody, he used the toilet bowl, he slept in bed with us, he had his own plate for canned food and a cup for water, and he tried to read Hemingway.
- Sometimes it seemed that Laspik smoked tobacco and didn’t mind to drink vodka.
- All that reflected in his character.
- Since he was a human, he obviously wanted to have full human rights.
- Not to be chasten with a towel, not to be beaten with a slipper, to be permitted to go to the polls.
- But once we brought a british cat Tufik.
- That was a disaster.
- At first Laspik just couldn’t understand who Tufik was.
- Then he didn’t understand who he was himself.
- When we explained to him that he was a cat he fell into a long depression.
- We even gave him Phenazepamum.
- Apparently any psychological transition is very traumatic for a cat’s conscience as well as human’s.
- Autor Вячеслав Харченко
- Priori__IncantatemJuly 2017100% GOOD (1 votes)
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