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    • A story I tried to translate

  • My first cat Lapsik was very small when he came to my house.
  • He didn’t remember his mother.
  • We didn’t let him go outside.
  • We live on the 8th floor so there is nothing to see.
    • Perhaps this is why he decided that he is a human.
    • Neither cat nor kitten, but a real human.
    • However, it is obviously, because he was only surrounded by humans, by me, my wife and children.
    • He sat at the table with everybody, he used the toilet bowl, he slept in bed with us, he had his own plate for canned food and a cup for water, and he tried to read Hemingway.
    • Sometimes it seemed that Laspik smoked tobacco and didn’t mind to drink vodka.
    • All that reflected in his character.
  • Since he was a human, he obviously wanted to have full human rights.
    • Not to be chasten with a towel, not to be beaten with a slipper, to be permitted to go to the polls.
    • But once we brought a british cat Tufik.
  • That was a disaster.
  • At first Laspik just couldn’t understand who Tufik was.
  • Then he didn’t understand who he was himself.
    • When we explained to him that he was a cat he fell into a long depression.
  • We even gave him Phenazepamum.
  • Apparently any psychological transition is very traumatic for a cat’s conscience as well as human’s.
    • Autor Вячеслав Харченко

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