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Medical jokes
- 1.—A marriage go to the doctor and after examining the woman, the doctor tells the husband: The truth is that I don't like the appearance of his wife.
- Replied the husband to the ear: Not to me, but his father is very rich.
- 2.—Doctor, doctor, I am nervous, is the first operation of my life.
- Don't worry, that this is my first job as a surgeon, and already sees ...
- 3.—Doctor, doctor, is that no one makes me case.
- Let'S see!, to spend the next.
- 4..—This is a man that is directed to the doctor to ask for the result of the operation of his wife.
- The doctor answers: wasn't an autopsy?
- 5.—Doctor, my left leg hurts.
- That is why the age.
- Because the right is just as old and I am not sorry.
- 6.—Since when you have the obsession to be a dog?
- From puppy, doctor.
- 7.—Clothing On.
- But doctor, I am ashamed.
- Quiet women, i will power off my light.
- This well… and where I put the clothing Doctor?
- Here next door to mine.
- 8.—Doctor, then what is there is no choice but to undergo a surgery? Since then.
- But if I have nothing.
- Best, so it will be easier.
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