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  • Medical jokes

    • 1.—A marriage go to the doctor and after examining the woman, the doctor tells the husband: The truth is that I don't like the appearance of his wife.
    • Replied the husband to the ear: Not to me, but his father is very rich.
    • 2.—Doctor, doctor, I am nervous, is the first operation of my life.
    • Don't worry, that this is my first job as a surgeon, and already sees ...
    • 3.—Doctor, doctor, is that no one makes me case.
    • Let'S see!, to spend the next.
  • 4..—This is a man that is directed to the doctor to ask for the result of the operation of his wife.
  • The doctor answers: wasn't an autopsy?
  • 5.—Doctor, my left leg hurts.
  • That is why the age.
  • Because the right is just as old and I am not sorry.
  • 6.—Since when you have the obsession to be a dog?
  • From puppy, doctor.
  • 7.—Clothing On.
  • But doctor, I am ashamed.
  • Quiet women, i will power off my light.
  • This well… and where I put the clothing Doctor?
  • Here next door to mine.
  • 8.—Doctor, then what is there is no choice but to undergo a surgery? Since then.
  • But if I have nothing.
  • Best, so it will be easier.

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