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I always was one step behind my peers.
- All the children in the neighborhood had tamagotchis — I did not have.
When I went to school everybody had tetris games — I had a tamagotchi.
When my parents bought me a tetris game — everybody had PC's.
They bought me a PC — everyone had laptops.
- I started dating — they are got married.
- I will not be surprised if when everybody die because of the end of the world I will go out and quietly say "Hey, where is everybody?"

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- I always was one step behind my peers.
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câu 2
- All the children in the neighborhood had tamagotchis — I did not have.
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- All the children in the neighborhood had tamagotchis — I did not have one.
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câu 3
- When I went to school everybody had tetris games — I had a tamagotchi.
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câu 4
- When my parents bought me a tetris game — everybody had PC's.
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- They bought me a PC — everyone had laptops.
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- I started dating — they are got married.
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- I started dating — they ~~are~~ got married.
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câu 7
- I will not be surprised if when everybody die because of the end of the world I will go out and quietly say "Hey, where is everybody?"
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- I will not be surprised if ~~when~~ everybody dies because of the end of the world ~~I will~~, and then I go out and quietly say "Hey, where is everybody?"
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