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  • Evolution

    • husband: What you are thinking to? Are you sad?
    • wife: I had another discussion with my friend, he is thinking in strange way about to the evolution theory.
    • husband: Oh, yeah the Darwin theory about evolution, yep I know it.
    • wife: Nope, I rode another interesting theory bout it.
    • For example the nose it to wear glasses, legs are to wear pants.
    • Feet to wear shoes and so on.
  • husband: Really?
  • That is so funny, let me guess.
  • Are fingers to wear rings?
  • wife: Nope, they are to digit on a keyboard.
  • husband: Oh right, and tell me more.
    • Are hears to wear hear rings?
    • wife: Nope, they are right to listen on telephone.
    • Do you know? hands are made for caressing as lips are so good for kissing.
  • husband: And the bottom?
    • wife: The bottom is made to sit on the chairs or sofas.
  • husband: What about the head?
  • wife: The head is made just to wear a hat.
    • husband: Maybe I understand all about this theory, are breasts just to wear bra?
    • are teeth made to eat?
  • wife: Nope, she said that breasts are to send messages.
    • Messages? do they do that?
    • Yes it is for teeth.
  • husband: To bite them?
  • wife: Nope, they are to make a big white smile.

КАЛІ ЛАСКА, ДАПАМАЖЫ ВЫПРАВІЦЬ КОЖНЫ СКАЗ! - English