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Текст од ilya_kl - English

    • It's attempt translating some funny text.

    • The best woman in the world including those I can't already remember is in the habit of embracing in her sleep.
  • She puts her leg on me.
  • And then the second one too as though unexpectedly.
  • Both of them cold and my heat vaporizes into nowhere.
  • By one hand she hooks my neck.
  • By another one at random a lip or an ear.
  • A boa hugs a deer with the same love.
  • " What the reliable and tight fixation" - the deer is thinking at parting.
  • I know thoughts of the deer for I'm thinking it often.
  • Once a month at the waxing moon I want more.
  • I want to breathe in up to three liter of air or to try some rebellious pose, to spread out my arms freakishly.
  • But it's forbidden.
  • I'm permitted two poses only: "embryo" and "monorail".
  • The best woman in the world had been living in a little house on a shore of the bay for a long time.
  • There was a lot of sun, sea and one bed for one and a half man.
  • She had to cling to a man-anchor for not to fall over.
  • The woman ain't to blame her past.
  • She loved somebody all along from her birthday.
  • Love is alive inside her all the time like an appetite inside me.
  • If she even was at uninhabitent island she would carved a man from a birch and strangled him at night.
  • And who dosn't like such pleasant habit he can to sleep on a puf.
  • First of all, I don't like tales in which it's not me, they are strangling.//First of all, I don't like tales in which it's not me who was being strangling.// All the more so I know that keyboard player.
  • (Pianists hate to be named with this word.) There is nothing to hold there on.
  • For sure he was dappled with blue and wheezing out of tune.
  • I'm on the contrary turned out nice-purple by the morning and weight like real anchor.
  • The bed will be crushed before somebody fall from me down.
  • I not complain at all.
  • One sergeant made me stop to complain.
  • He gave me out blanket with big hole in the middle of it.
  • I asked to replace it.
  • I saied if it imposable without holes, then let it be small on the edges.
  • In answer he taught me to sleep verticaly on post, on frost on rails and on high bar without stopping exercise.
  • I have learned switch out half of brain just the same to dolphin.
  • I able be resting in left hemisphere and singing marching song in right one simultaneously.
  • In the same way I stopped needing blanket, warm, air or any else appearance of material world.
  • All I need for sleep it me own only.
  • Thinking of this wise man I ask the best woman to hug me tightly.
  • And she untwists her rings toward me with a readiness.
  • She saies I lucky man for I soft and have't splinters and that why I'm prefered to birch.

МОЛИМО, ПОМОЗИТЕ ИСПРАВИТИ СВАКУ РЕЧЕНИЦУ! - English