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Lemon Dog's Lucky Day (the text is in the future tense)
- Lemon Dog is going to find his keys and he’s going to get into his car… On his way to the store he will have to get through a long line of traffic.
- Luckily, his car will be souped up and he’s going to get through fast.
- When he gets to the store he will go to the fruit and vegetable aisle.
- He’s going to look at the shelf of beautiful, sexy, delicious lemons.
- He may tell they will be loaded with lots of juice.
- He’s going to fill his shopping cart with 36,001 plump, juicy lemons.
- He will push his cart up to the cashier, in the check-out line.
- She will be used to him buying lots of lemons, but not thousands of them.
- She’s going to ring up his bill on the cash register and it will total .000,000. .000,000!!!
- “Oh no” will say Lemon Dog, “I don’t have enough cash!
- Lemon Dog is going to be very upset; He won’t know how to deal with it.
- But, it will be his lucky day.
- The cashier will have a crush on him.
- She’ll think he is beautiful, sexy and delicious.
- She’s going to say: “I like you Lemon Dog.
- If you invite me to your party, I’ll make up the difference”.
- “Great,” will say Lemon Dog, “you’re invited!” He’s going to pay ,000,000 and she’s going to pay ,000,000.
- Lemon Dog will leave with his lemons and he’s going to give the cashier his telephone number.
- “Call me!” He will say as he smiles and leaves the store…
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