Language/English/Vocabulary/Humor
Q: What goes up and down but does not move?
A: Stairs
Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: I will meet you at the corner.
Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?
A: A towel.
Q: Why do bicycles fall over?
A: Because they are two-tired!
Q: Why do dragons sleep during the day?
A: So they can fight knights!
Q: What part of the car is the laziest?
A: The wheels, because they are always tired!
Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
A: Stick with me and we will go places!
Q: Why was everyone so tired on April 1st?
A: They had just finished a March of 31 days.
Q: Which hand is it better to write with?
A: Neither, it's best to write with a pen!
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?
A: He wanted to find Pluto!
Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck!
Q: What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
A: A minnie van!
Q: Why do you go to bed every night?
A: Because the bed won't come to you!