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Текст од sosso801 - English

  • You know you are in Spain when:

  • - You can never spend more than four days without seeing the sun.
  • - The shops close from 2pm to 5pm because it is “siesta” time.
  • - You get free tapas with every drink you order.
    • - The apartments are narrow and dark and most of the time the only thing you can see through the windows is the interior yard.
  • - It’s midnight and there are still people (and even children) in the streets.
    • - You can suddenly decide to meet up with someone within half an hour and everything is okay.
  • You start planning what you are going to do on Saturday night on Saturday afternoon.
  • - Someone makes you try some food telling you to guess what it is and you end up eating pork skin and blood sausage.
  • - There is always a strike or a demonstration somewhere.
  • - Reading the newspaper becomes the most depressing part of the day.
    • - You see 3km long lines at the shops that sells Christmas lottery (from October on).
    • - You can find sandwiches with pretty anything inside (Spanish omelette, calamari, chicken cutlet,…).
  • - The fryer works much more than when you’re at home.
  • - You start having lunch at 3 pm and dinner at 10 pm.
  • - Every single English world is translated and hotdogs become “perritos calientes” (literally hot dogs), popcorn becomes “palomitas” (“little pigeons”), bacon becomes “beicon” and ketchup “ketchú”.
    • - Cases of corruption are discovered and nobody really seems to worry.
  • - The world seems to end when the temperature is below 0°C.

МОЛИМО, ПОМОЗИТЕ ИСПРАВИТИ СВАКУ РЕЧЕНИЦУ! - English