Corrections

#8

• A daughter’s saying to her father: - Pap, I’ve felt in love with one guy, that lives so far away.

• Can you imagine, I am here, and he is in Australia!

• - And how did it happen?

• -Well, look: We’ve met each other on one dating web-site, then he befriended me on Facebook, then we had a long conversations in WhatsApp, and he’s confessed his love on Skype, so we already two months with him on Viber.

• In general I want that you give your blessing for us and congratulate me!

• - Yes, of course, I am your man: get married on, clicking ”yes” on Twitter, buy kids on Amazon, and pay for them via PayPal.

• And if once you won’t be able to stand him just sell him on eBay.